Am I glad god’s in his heaven, and that we’re down here and that all’s right with the world and that we’re in heaven down here and that we’re in his heaven and I just remembered we’re down here
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My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it’s quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth’s surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It’s alligators that point up from the ground.
you will literally meet people on tumblr mobile app from app store. and they will love you
this story is already very funny but the added articles on the side are killing me
booboo wheel’s demise








